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If your reading this you probably have read soap one by @cherry if you haven't I'm actually the same author I just got hacked and yeah but soap is a very funny book about comedy there are text message fails and a lot of stuff soap was also ranked 39 in something that is good right so I hope you enjoy soap because soap enjoys you cleaning you so you don't smell bad so yeah here's is soap tooooooAll Rights Reserved

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