Random and inventive comebacks and insults
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Last published Thu, Jul 19, 2018
Your neighborhood bully has you cornered in the bathroom at school. They're about to beat you up when in your mind, something clicks. You spurt out the first words that come to mind, words you read just that morning; ASSHOLE CASSEROLE! They are so surprised that they hesitate long enough for you to get away. This is only one of the amazing insults you will find in this book. Beat those bullies with random and inventive comments/insults/comebacks!! #StopBullying
I made up quite a few of these myself, but I just kind of.. collected the others from around the internet so yeah.
Lol this is a joke book, if you use one of these in real life I am not responsible in any way for what may happen.
But lmao if you do tell me the story and I'll feature it in the book.
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