I miei difetti secondo lei:
-Sei impulsivo, cinico, irrispettoso, alcune volte donnaiolo, egocentrico, narcisista, viziato, ninfomane-disse velocemente senza respirare.
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"911, what's your emergency?"
Oh, shit.
"Hello, 911, yes, hi. I-uh, I flirted with a girl and-oh my god, she actually flirted back! What do I do now?!"