Bodyguard , can you do your job a little less ?

So what does a shelter girl who tend to attract weird people do ? A bodyguard , she get a bodyguard or is given one . So what next ? Nothing much , just trying to figure suppose " bodyguard" Mood and turning a business into a corporation. Running away from a couple of psychos while also keeping her crazy family off her case. Making sure she lose her v card in a impactful way . Also figure out she is really is as dense as people tell her she is .