Book of Beginnings

So, a while back I was thinking about all these stories I wanted to and would probably never get around to actually writing complete stories for, and I was like "Awe yeah, these are really awesome ideas, man! But I have so many so they probably won't get finished."

Then, I had this wild, crazy thought. "Hey, what if I just wrote the beginning of the stories, like the first paragraph or so, and then stopped? Wouldn't that be a real hoot?"

So, I made this book, and it's been sitting in my drafts for months. And since I'm in a "publish random crap" mood I figured "why not make today the day it finally goes up?"