The Joke Book
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Last published Mon, Jul 16, 2018
Are you feeling down and need a good laugh?
Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book.
Turn that frown upside down and laugh at these hilariously funny jokes that will make anyone's day better.
*Jokes are from google lol not mine
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