Yosher Kermits Taxe Frawd

Word Up! Yoshi-saur, munching koopas is my name

And Imma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game

I lied on my tax forms, cause I just dont give a fuck

Now I'm practically swimming around in big bucks

I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared

And I got another million more, right under my stairs

I do my business deals under the cover of the night

So I can hide my cash away from Uncle Sam without a fright

I take advantage of every loophole, even ones that don't apply

It's been 20 years, still haven't been caught in a lie

I claimed Baby Mario as a dependent, even though he ain't my kid

And made up charity work, I never even did

I must have cheated on my tax forms at least 100 times

So many clever tricks, I can't fit 'em all into rhymes

Yoshi is my name, money laundering's my game

And commiting tax fraud is worth every single dime