Surely You Jest || A Fool's Tale
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It only takes one misphrasing to ruin your life - a phrase completely applicable to jester Antonius Brandy. After slipping up only once in his entire career, Antonius' world is turned into a flurry of self-deprecation jokes and confusion. When a once close friend spares his life, Antonius volunteers to act his way through a fake wedding in return - unaware of the real cost.
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