Jane and Xanax are having a slumber party together one summer night. Jane is laying in bed, as Xanax is asleep, wondering about what being sexually active is like...... Then, boom. OFC. OFC causes her to spiral into insanity. Xanax quickly wakes up to her rescue. She drives Jane to the ER to see what is wrong, but as they near the turn that will get them there, they get into some messy shenanigans with a sparkly man...... you will have to read the rest from here. it's too much to explain. This. Is. OFC.