Yoongi is living a normal life, and he could say that he's already contented with everything. That is until a leprechaun dude with some weird ass magic suddenly appeared in front of him. No, he does not need some mind-reading stranger following him everywhere. No, he does not need the said stranger telling him that he was supposed to be getting it on already with his 'soulmate'. AND NO, he absolutely does not need to be told that his soulmate was famous playboy Park Jimin, who Yoongi dislikes and had probably kissed ninety percent of their university's population already. No. JUST NO. ============= A new fanfic in the house! Kinda soulmate au but not really...? Hehehe. As usual, fluff and humor. And Jimin is a little bitch. ;) This will be a short book and will be updated 3 or 4 times a week since I've already finished writing this. This is supposed to be a Oneshot and I've been working on it for almost a year now, but it got too long so I decided to publish it as a book instead. I really had fun writing this so I hope you'll enjoy reading it~ Also, this very much delayed OneShot is dedicated to my wonderful fam SilbySilby who made fanarts for #YMIR. Thank you so much, fam! And I'm really sorry this took so long. I LOVE YOU. -Pome