human by day....goat by night
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I love being the nicest person in town who everybody knows, but what no one knows is that I have been cursed.
I turn into a goat at night, kidnap children, and eat there noses.
I like being a human
I hate being a goat
Join me on this crazy adventure and find out what happens, discover how I got cursed on "Human by Day, Goat by Night"
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