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❝ I MEAN I'M CUTE, BUT
I'M ALSO FUCKING CREEPY. ❞
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In which a girl named Jess rants about dumb things, talks about her life, shitposts, and does tags
Also, this is my first book so that's cool
lowercase intended
started → july 1, 2018
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