An Idol's Life. - A Bangtan Crackfic.

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bighit corporate.

what else do you expect from the korean entertainment company that has produced one of the most popular boy bands in the world, and south korea's top selling solo artist?

and, of course, what could go wrong in bighit corporate?

well, a lot of things.

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"who put my photo cards in jello?! those were for the photo album, dumbasses!"

"i'm probably the most sane person here."

"i mean, we have areum; who's an excellent example of a successful solo artist here in bighit. though her managers are a bit, how you say.. very enthusiastic of her success."

"identify theft is not a joke, yoongi! millions of families suffer every year!"

"diversity day sucks ass."

it's just another day in an idol's life.

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⚠️ random scenarios of eight crackheads and their managers may appear more often than you think in this story. viewer digression is advised. ⚠️

🎞 loosely based on the American Sitcom, 'The Office.' 🎞

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