The New Guy
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Last published Tue, Jul 10, 2018
Your name is Jake English, you are 17, and you are ... normal, there's not much more than that.
You are the stereotypical 'Nerd' and maybe sometimes "Jock" at your school. You don't have many friends except for Roxy who is almost always drunk and Jane who's obsessed with baking. But don't let that fool you they'll kick ass if need be.
And then there's the new guy Dirt Strudel I think it was he seems pretty chill (and hot af) but you don't know much about him. You think you'll change that.
(I do not own anything it's all Andrew Hussie.
The art is by ikimaru on Tumblr, I sadly am not that good an artist)
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