True Jamaican

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Reads 97,886
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Parts 138
Time 26m

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Dis fulla tingz weh Jamaican do, seh and just how we stay. Full a one bag a joke too. Yuh affi be a true Jamaican fi handastan. 

Written in Jamaica Creole / patois.All Rights Reserved

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