The Blackwyrm Chronicles #1: A Misadventure like no other...
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Complete, First published Jul 04, 2018
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"If you've decided reading this journal was a good idea, you're either incredibly brave or you must be riding the short carriage right now."                                                                                  
  
Greetings! You are holding my journal, dear reader. Be warned: I really couldn't give a shit, but some dumbass celestial being told me to put a warning in this forward to make the reader aware of the fact that the stories in this journal are "crude" and "screwed up." Ha! I really don't care! This is my story, so I do what I want! Anyway, prepare yourself for the mindfuckery that is my journal. The name's Helix, Helix Maestro Blackwyrm. I'm not your average, everyday peasant-err, person. I'm anything but average-I'm special, in every single way, and I have special friends that make my life both interesting and really difficult at the same. (Cause isn't that what friends are for?)

Together, we go through a series of strange, hilarious, and downright outrageous events. Whether we're dealing with a group of irritating bandits, trying to appease an angry dragoness before I become her next meal, or punching in the face of a demon lord, This book is not your usual story of knights and dragons- it's soo much more than that, my dear reader.

Prep yourself for the madness that is...

THE BLACKWYRM CHRONICLES

Yours truly,

-H

(Special Note: This cover was drawn by my friend Miranda Mayes. I want to give credit where credit's due since she did such an awesome job.)
All Rights Reserved
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Publied also on RR THE BAD BAD DRAGON? That's me! And that's how I got here: I'm broke and waiting for the debt collectors. Here is my old grimoire from when I was a role-player. Spell: Become a dragon. Well, I'll try it for fun... Ah, winning the lotto... funny! Stupid dragons, and to think I believed in them as a kid. Ahh... I'm going to try to sleep. AYYYYEEE, my back, ahhh, ahh I can't breathe, it's going in nooo, I have PAIIIINN! GRRRRRRRRRRR, A translucent green slit eye shines in the corner of my room and its talons dig into my back, I'm not bleeding but the blanket has holes in it and my back is on fire! Please, please, stop, I'll do anything you want! The shadow smiled and squeezed even harder and then its teeth sank into my neck. I had no wounds but his shadow was pouring green liquid into my neck! AGAGAGAGA, my eyes rolled back and I fainted but just before I was lifted out of bed! Then a thought popped into my head: this will teach you to make fun of dragons! BEWARE, HERE THE EVIL DRAGON IS REALLY VICIOUS. Our dragoness is going to go berserk and wreak havoc in her wake. Carnage, butchery, cruelty and subtle and elaborate revenge will decorate this world in an explosive and colorful portrait. If man is the worst being in the universe then what will he do if he becomes a shadow dragon? EXPLOSIVE - CAUTION FORBIDDEN TO CHILDREN AND SENSITIVE SOULS ABSTAIN - ROUGH AND CRUEL SCENES. HERE The tome 2 is The Little black Dragon girl

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