Beebo is a Sexy Lord

Don't tell me this is cliche. I've heard this idea hundreds of times in Brendon Urie fanfiction, but I've never stumbled across the idea brought to the page.
Therefore, I'm doing the weird "Each Song is a Chapter" thing, in which every one of Panic! at the Disco's songs becomes a layout for a story.
I'm starting from the very beginning with A Fever You Can't Sweat Out, then ending with Pray for the Wicked.
If you want to read it, I appreciate it. That would be amazing. If you don't, read it anyway!
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Some chapters will have mature themes, and those will be marked accordingly.
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Updates will occur a few times a week, with no regular schedule.
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The rights to all of the songs go to Panic! at the Disco and Fueled by Ramen. However, I have the right to any of my OCs that appear in this story and to the ideas involved in this story.