Shorts

I have so many ideas for stories, and it seems I have a problem committing to actually writing anything at all (what up all the half-assed, half-finished essays I never gave in, how's life treatin ya? Good? Cool.) and so I thought I could maybe just kinda, you know, write some shorts here to get back into it! (Whaddya mean BACK into it, you weren't even dipping your toe- nobody ASKED YOU, ENGLISH PAPER ON THE WAY LITERATURE WRITTEN BY WOMEN IN THE EARLY 1800'S WAS A WARNING AGAINST MARRIAGE!) Aaanyway, and I hope this doesn't sound too presumptuous, enjoy.