HUMANITY - (oops, sorry, pardon me)
- Reads 618
- Votes 11
- Parts 7
~~ #150 in Space ~~ Jame(s) Johnson is the only human in the entire galaxy not living on Earth, and he's just trying to get home. Taken mid-mouthful of poutine Jame(s) is abducted by aliens, later mistaken for a fern, and eventually learns just how special humans are in the galaxy. How much of an impact can a previously-classified-fern simply trying to get home have upon a Galactic Empire spanning millions of planets and hundreds of thousands species? Well, when it comes to HUMANITY, anything is possible!
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Galaxy Narwhal's Half-Spec Blaster
Too bulky for a sidearm, too small for a proper rifle-behold, the Half-Spec Blaster. Too heftty for a quick draw, yet underwhelming at range-versatile, but never truly mastering any single role. But that's just fine. Embracing this peculiar weapon, I, Narwhal-station drifter, low-rank mercenary, and certified expert in staying out of trouble-have a dream. A dream of living simply. With my powers, I could challenge warlords, take on high-risk contracts, and shape the galaxy with secret knowledge. But I won't. Work moderately, survive well-that's the ideal life in the void! Small-time guild jobs. The occasional space hunt. Food that doesn't taste like recycled rations. If I can be of some use along the way? Good enough. This is the tale of a man drifting through the stars, clinging to a blaster that never excels in any one area... and an adventure that avoids too much adventure.
The Best Laid Plans of Vegetation and Cybernetic Beings
If you love Star Trek and parodies... If the Orville and Galaxy Quest give you as much joy as Wrath of Khan... If you believe (as Tumblr users do) that humans will rule the galaxy because we are the only species crazy enough to tie two warp cores together, reverse the polarity and toss them into a star just to see what will happen... then this is the book for you. These are the voyages of the HMB Impulsive. This episode: The HMB Impulsive has a routine diplomatic mission - to assist two warring planets to achieve peace through marriage by ferrying the prince to his wedding. But when the prince falls for the ship's sexy (yes, that's her title), and the Cybers attack, it's far from routine. Can the crew of the Impulsive apply human hold-my-beer ingenuity to save the day and the wedding? (This story is found in my collection, Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, Season 1, on Amazon)Complete
The Adventures Of That Particular Group: Start Of Their Adventure (#Wattys2016)
Imagine if you had the power of the stars in your hands and the existence of a neighbouring planet depended entirely on you and your team. . . There were four people who had powers beyond imagination. One had weaponry, one had memory, another had teleportation and the last had gatherance. It might be hard to believe, but those four were set on a journey to save a neighbouring planet. The journey might change their fate and turn things around. Would they be able to make it, or would they lose everything that they once had? What discoveries would they make, and what would they have to do with them? What would the path that they will choose be, to give up or continue? Will their lives ever be back to normal? The fate of another planet depends on this group... So read on to find out! The sequel of this story is out. If you vote for our story it would mean the world to us :-) Special thanks to our classmate who is now helping us edit grammar and provided the Corean quiz and everyone else who helped to do a part. Note: You may find some parts of the story confusing and theoretically impossible. But this is a fictional world so please understand. Thank you! The story had been recently refurbished so that it will look more organised and has the pictures now. We will start Phase 2 of our renovation process, which will edit the grammar so our story will be wonderful. Stay tuned and vote for us! Thank you fans of The Adventures Of That Particular Group! Cover made by @TheScarlettWolf (YiChen) 2000 views on 9 Aug 2016 P.S Vote us for Wattys! Type our story name then write #MyWattysChoice.Complete
Fade Eternal | ONC 2023
Fade is on an elevator in space, and he doesn't know how he got there. The last thing he remembers is stumbling out of his 2023 grad party. He's a trainweck of a human with zero skills or talents, and it's very clear he has no business being in space, or in an elevator full of heavily armed people. As it turns out, they're professional space cleaners responsible for removing space problems. They've all been given a mission to figure out why a research station went dark. Fade is informed that yes, he is part of the team, and actually, he's the guy in charge! If Fade is going to have the slightest chance of surviving this, he's going to have to do his best to fake it till he makes it. That is, if his own secrets don't get him first. ONC 2023Complete
The protectors book one: The last kinetrix (Completed)
Have you ever lost your home, your family, your people and your planet before. Well I have and it's the most painful thing you can ever imagine My name is Alex and I am an alien. I came from Kinex, home of the Kinexian, the fastest living creature in the universe, at least we before our entire planet and my people were destroyed. I managed to escape and come to Earth, where I was raised by Daniella, my adopted mother. My entire race is destroyed and I am the last Kinex left and now the same threat that destroyed my planet has come to Earth. Am I fast enough to stop them or will Earth fall just like Kinex. Read to find out THIS BOOK HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FLASH, I CREATED EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN THIS BOOK.Complete
It All Started With Magnets
Nearly fifty light years away from earth, a lone space ship lands at a space port, and the lone human steps out into the first contact being made in the first time in nearly a thousand years.Complete
Interstellar Redemption
Brawly was your average run-off-the mill twelve year old, that nobody usually understood. Although he was adventurous and good at sports, his potential went wasted, as his bad performance at academics was all that people noticed. On an unfortunate evening, things start going downhill. Everything begins with losing his cricket match, failing his tests and getting made fun of public. But he was suddenly struck with motivation. He wanted to change himself. Well, it turns out, that was all he needed. If I needed to describe his story, it would be nothing but the title of the book...Complete
Illiya - Taylor Neeran Chronicles #1
A.D. 3485 Missing out on the next semester of university was the least of my problems. Getting stuck on an alien planet was infinitely worse. It could have happened to anyone, really. Except they don't generally invite university students along to survey new planets. There are probably good reasons for that, but, well - the captain of the ship was my absentee mother, and an exception was made. I was supposed to have two whole months to get to know her better while I sharpened my Xenobiology skills in a verdant paradise. With any luck, I would graduate early. Then I messed up, big-time. Now I'm lost, alone and struggling to survive, stranded ten thousand light-years from home.Complete
Too bulky for a sidearm, too small for a proper rifle-behold, the Half-Spec Blaster. Too heftty for a quick draw, yet underwhelming at range-versatile, but never truly mastering any single role. But that's just fine. Embracing this peculiar weapon, I, Narwhal-station drifter, low-rank mercenary, and certified expert in staying out of trouble-have a dream. A dream of living simply. With my powers, I could challenge warlords, take on high-risk contracts, and shape the galaxy with secret knowledge. But I won't. Work moderately, survive well-that's the ideal life in the void! Small-time guild jobs. The occasional space hunt. Food that doesn't taste like recycled rations. If I can be of some use along the way? Good enough. This is the tale of a man drifting through the stars, clinging to a blaster that never excels in any one area... and an adventure that avoids too much adventure.
More detailsContent Guidelines