that's the day i knew you were my pet

"Why don't you make a listing, like, on Craigslist?" said Louis.

"What?" asked Niall. "A listing for what?"

"A fake boyfriend," Louis told him, shrugging and taking a sip of his beer. "Like, 'Looking for someone to pretend to be my boyfriend at a wedding in Dublin on the twenty-first of October.'"

"Yeah. That's not weird at all," said Niall, rolling his eyes, sarcasm heavy in his tone.

"It could work though," said Liam, considering Louis' idea.

"You're both off your nuts if ya think I'm going to make a personal advert looking for a fake boyfriend." He frowned. "Ya know how pathetic and desperate that sounds?"

or...

Niall's family expected him to bring a date to his cousin's wedding. Unlucky in love but unwilling to admit defeat and go back to Dublin alone, Niall posted on Craigslist looking for a fake boyfriend. An eccentric lad named Harry answered his advert. They spent the weekend together, giving a convincing performance as boyfriends, and both boys became a little confused about what was pretend and what was real.