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Southern Sterotypes

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LETTURE 662
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Highest Ranking: 
#29 Southern

Yeah I did it. I made a book about living in the south. Go ahead and throw some tomatoes at me. But while you are getting the tomatoes, you might as well take a look into our world. 

"Born in America by chance. Southern by the grace of God."
                                         -My Dad

Credits to my family and Google.Tutti i diritti riservati

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