Give Me Cliche Or Give Me Death

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Anonii What kind of love do you want?

Anonii: a cliche like the fairy tales

A cliche?

Anonii: yes, one that's exciting and keeps me on my toes in suspense. And when he walks into my life the world will whisper in my ears this is the one. And i will know he is the one, made just for me. He will be rich and i getting there, maybe even a ceo and secratary, oh wait badboy good girl. Can't you see it 

Wow anonii that sounds like such a..

Anonii: cute thi..

Headass thing to say, maybe in your dreams 

He was a jackass but she couldn't help it 
It was just so cliche...

Oh why did she subject herself to that hellish clicheAll Rights Reserved

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