Aliens Abducted my Kung Fu!
JustinIanMiller
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  • Parts 9
  • Time 44m
JustinIanMiller
Complete, First published Jul 08, 2018
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When Xing Chao receives a strange silver scroll from his master, it is up to him to solve the mystery behind the unknown language written upon it. However, he soon finds out that this journey will take him beyond the sky and to a distant planet that we blew nearly our entire budget on trying to make look real. Join Xing Chao on an action-packed kung fu adventure full of aliens, spaceships, kung fu, mildly convincing special effects, old people, kung fu and aliens!

There is mild swearing, death and violence in this story. There is also blood, but it is made clear that the blood is fake since this is just a movie. However, some of the actors receive broken bones and other injuries. They signed a waiver. It is no longer our problem.
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