Miracles of getting drunk BTS CRACK-FIC

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Reads 303
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Parts 3
Time 6m

"Taehyung...?"
"Yesss???"
"What did you give to Jungkook?"
"hAiiizz HyyUnbgGzss iMMMn jUNNggGCoOcck!lEssz"
"Oh.. Just sum vodka."
"What the actual fuck?"

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