This Never Would Have Happened In Ireland.
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Last published Sun, Sep 29, 2019
All Saracen Rue wanted was to get drunk and watch the football.
Unfortunately Dexter Vex's ability to get him in trouble when there barely speaking is as polished as ever, and he's literally dragged out a pub on a dramatic adventure full of cats and heinous plots and things like that.
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