The Madness that Makes Up My Mind

Hi, my name is Jamie Ellen, and I write about fictional penises. I think I've made enough friends on Wattpad for a personal journal to be acceptable... maybe.
In this book, I will tell you stories, answer questions, and write about my thoughts on specific subjects. Before you begin, know that it is perfectly fine for us to have different opinions in this world, and I promise you, I respect yours although it may be different. I swear to never force my opinions upon you, although, I don't plan on talking politics or any of that serious stuff, so I hope this disclaimer is never relevant. Most of what I talk about will have something to do with Wattpad. Pinky Swear.
I hope you enjoy! Please feel free to ask questions in the comment sections or request topics!