Book of Stories (Requests Open)

This is the book I was talking about in one of my chapters in my other book. Requests are open! The topics are mentioned in the other chapter for the randomness book I have. It's rated mature just in case something comes up and ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang happens. That may be unlikely but still... ALSO! These are one shots and may be weird because, hehe, well, I'm weird.