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My Immortal (But It's Slightly Better)

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Hi and welcome to My Immortal But It's Slightly Better! I'm here to rewrite My Immortal to read more like, you know, a legitimate book or fanfiction while keeping all the dumb and cringey elements as present as possible.

Things  that could change or be added : Ebony's many outfits, scenes, extra dialogue or even chapters to add coherency, the numerous spelling and grammatical mistakes, anything that stops My Immortal from becoming the literary masterpiece it obviously longs to be.

Things that will absolutely not change: the plot, characterisation, etc.

(AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!)All Rights Reserved

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Reading Between the Lines ~ Dramione by cvnt_s3rver

WARNING!! I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!! NOT EVEN THE PLOT OR STORY!! CHARACTERS AND SETTING ALL BELONGS TO J.K. ROWLING! PLOT AND STORY AND WRITING ALL BELONGS TO LADYTARTAN ON harrypotterfanfiction.com! I JUST THOUGHT THAT THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING STORY AND THAT I SHOULD PUT IT ON A DIFFERENT PLATFORM. I WANTED MORE PEOPLE TO ENJOY SUCH A GOOD STORY. THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE DRAMIONE FANFICS. ENJOY! *NOTE- LADYTARTAN HAS NOT UPDATED THIS STORY SINCE ABT 9 YEARS! EVEN I AM WAITING FOR A NEW CHAPTER AND HOPING THEY WILL UPDATE. Hermione decides to return to school for her 8th year at Hogwarts where she randomly keeps bumping into a certain blonde. Every time they bump into each other, they have an exchange of book quotes.. but not just any book quotes, muggle book quotes. Hermione is intrigued by the fact that THE Draco Malfoy knows muggle book quotes. Starting like that the two find out that both of them are hiding behind the same books away from other people. As their interactions increase the two find themselves getting closer and closer to each other. But then enters DRAMA! (formerly) #3 in Dramione

Entrapment | Draco Malfoy by malfoysho

Draco Malfoy love story. Friendship, smut, love, hate, trauma, broken hearts. MATURE CONTENT! 15+ ~ "You make me feel like I'm stuck, Emelia! Like I'm never going to be able to live my life how I want to. You make me feel like I'm stuck with you and only you!" Draco yelled at me fiercely as tears welled up in my hazel eyes. "You don't mean that." I whispered, my stomach churning from the words he spat at me. "Like hell I don't." ~ Highest rankings🥰: #1 in DracoFanfic #1 in WizardingWorld #1 in HermioneGranger #1 in Hogwarts #2 in Hufflepuff #2 in Dracolovestory #3 in DeathlyHallows #3 in writing This book is complete/ in process of editing. Some characters belong to J.K. Rowling as well as some plot points.

The Ashes of Ebony by musical_riley

Ebony Tonks grew up with her sister, Nymphadora Tonks, but inside she always wished she had an older brother. "The protective type of brother." She would think sometimes. Well, when Ebony's mum and dad finally let her go to Hogwarts, instead of being homeschooled like she ahd been in past years, Ebony is brought into a differnet life than she is used to. Of course at first she was worried about making friends, but with her cheery personality she made friends right off the bat. But after she gets sorted, will they still want to be her friends? And she gets some big news on her birthday. AAnd what happens when someone confesses their undeying love for her.....and then she finds out the truth. Follow Ebony as she tries to adapt to life in a big school and deal with the rise of Voldemort at the same time. Theme song: Everybody's Fool by Evanescence

Long Strides to a Short Walk The REVAMP! by AshleyMistMalichi

Long Strides To A Short Walk The REVAMP! A HP/DM 'Drarry' Slash Fan Fiction Simple Summary: "A bet gone wrong, Many a love gone sour, Many a mistake made right, And many a right wronged." This ORIGINAL A U, OOC, yet unique story is a...MPG *Yes, you have read this correctly* However; IF you have no sense of adventure, and are lacking an open mind, please, save us BOTH a HUGE headache, and turn back, NOW. W A R N I N G S: Rated NC-17 FOR: MATURE CONTENT, SEXUAL SCENES, VIOLENCE in many forms; other things, such as: snark, possible HP spoilers, possible character deaths; CUSSING and CURSING, MANY TRIGGERS, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. This HP 'Drarry' FanFiction Story is written By: @AshleyMistMalichi Disclaimers: All that is mine, FOR MY ALL RIGHTS RESERVED COPYRIGHT is: MY OC's, MY plot, and that's it. The rest is OWNED by the VERY MEGA-TALENTED J. K. Rolling & AWESOME Warner Brother's. Last Warnings: AU SLASH, M/M fiction, MALE PREGNANCY A/N: Characters are at the end of 6th year; ANY SEX SCENE, AND OR VIOLENCE SCENE, even the COMEDY, IS TO ONLY ESTABLISH PLOT! Also, BE forewarned I enjoy hateful snark as well as dry, silly humor. Pairings: HP/DM, RW/BZ, OC/OC, OC/? past references to JP/LM PLEASE! DO NOT READ THIS STORY, unless you're old enough, SO 18+ up ONLY! 2nd Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters from the books or movies. AND? I do not make any money from the writing of this story. ONCE AGAIN! I have given MANY Warnings: ADULT AU SLASH, M/M fiction, MALE PREGNANCY! The Author: Formerly known as @YaoiAngel13/and is now, @ AshleyMistMalichi *One more thing, while Book One is completed, the notes for Book two still remain in my storage for now. Once I clear that out and find the notes again, Book Two will be formulated so things will make better sense.*

Drarry a siren story by Gryffinpuffgirl_2310

This is a creatur story!!! ❤️❤️ Draco is a siren, he has known his whole life! What happens when he comes into his inheritance and has to find his mate? Harry is a wizard who lives with Sirius his godfather, he won the worst wizard (Voldemort) when just one years old! Harry and Draco are both going to their seventh year in the beginning of the story! ❤️❤️ So I have dyslexia and English isn't my first language so please don't mind the grammar mistakes...? I do appreciate criticism just not when people are mean about it! ❤️❤️ ⚠️shoutout's⚠️ • Alek.dar on Instagram for making the Cover Photo • Obsessedteen_16 on Instagram for giving me support • _.•*Radou Shou*•._ on Instagram for giving me support ❤️❤️ ⚠️there will be mention of⚠️ • Drarry (of course) • lot of fluff • maybe smut (there will be a warning before it so you can skip it) • creature inherence • Draco's top • Harry's bottom • accepting Lucius and Narcissa • Wolfstar (Remus and Sirius) • male pregnancy ⚠️This list might get longer as the story progresses⚠️

Avoiding the End || Malfoy *discontinued* by merakifreedom

Not my best kind of works. Please read my other Fanfictions instead: Birth of Hell || Riddle Draco's Revival || Malfoy *Discontinued* "It was beautiful how broken they both were. Beaten down by their own families, and cursed on the streets by their rich blood. They had no choice, they had no chance, and they for damn sure had no reason to live." ••• Featured in the official Harry Potter Fanfiction Reading List since Oct. 1, 2015 ••• What other readers think of the story: "I really like this! You did an awesome job of showing a different perspective of Draco without changing his character. Your writing is amazing - it's a good mix of descriptions of dialogue and makes me want to read more! Can't wait to read the next chapter :)" ~ @kyliejab "This story is amazing. I really love it so far and it's different to any other Draco fanfict I've read." ~ @ItsMeChevy "I love the different outlook on Slytherin and just this story in general is amazing!!" ~ @ThatOneSlytherin "This was...INCREDIBLE! :D I love how you captured Draco in a new light, showing the unseen and untold feelings of him. ♥" ~ @1DizzleLand ••• All characters and settings belong to J.K Rowling except for additional (obvious) things. This is strictly fanfiction. Cover Photo Credits: Brooke Shaden

ALLURING || D.M. by hpdani16

With the recent escape of someone's father, things start to change. Dark times approach and people are bound to take action. There are expectations to fill and last names to uphold, there are also teenagers who are forced to grow, face their terrors and find themselves. Funny how all of a sudden things turn around. Would you miss how simple your life was? Or prefer keeping what you have, no matter how complicated, hoping, just hoping for what you feel to be enough for there to be happiness in the end. Things are bound to get complicated... Harry Potter fanfiction. Draco Malfoy x OC Yes, she is a Lestrange, but they are not related. I repeat, they are NOT related.

Something Golden by justalazywriter

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The Lestrange Girl by M_Elisabeth_H114 by M_Elisabeth_H114

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Nobody Told Me I Was Alone by Batoruenjeru23

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Reading Between the Lines ~ Dramione cover

Entrapment | Draco Malfoy cover

The Ashes of Ebony cover

Long Strides to a Short Walk The REVAMP! cover

Drarry a siren story cover

Avoiding the End || Malfoy *discontinued* cover

ALLURING || D.M. cover

Something Golden cover

The Lestrange Girl by M_Elisabeth_H114 cover

Nobody Told Me I Was Alone cover

Reading Between the Lines ~ Dramione

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