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My Immortal (But It's Slightly Better)

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Hi and welcome to My Immortal But It's Slightly Better! I'm here to rewrite My Immortal to read more like, you know, a legitimate book or fanfiction while keeping all the dumb and cringey elements as present as possible.

Things  that could change or be added : Ebony's many outfits, scenes, extra dialogue or even chapters to add coherency, the numerous spelling and grammatical mistakes, anything that stops My Immortal from becoming the literary masterpiece it obviously longs to be.

Things that will absolutely not change: the plot, characterisation, etc.

(AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!)All Rights Reserved

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ALLURING || D.M. by hpdani16

With the recent escape of someone's father, things start to change. Dark times approach and people are bound to take action. There are expectations to fill and last names to uphold, there are also teenagers who are forced to grow, face their terrors and find themselves. Funny how all of a sudden things turn around. Would you miss how simple your life was? Or prefer keeping what you have, no matter how complicated, hoping, just hoping for what you feel to be enough for there to be happiness in the end. Things are bound to get complicated... Harry Potter fanfiction. Draco Malfoy x OC Yes, she is a Lestrange, but they are not related. I repeat, they are NOT related.

WRAPPING CHAOS - Finished by Mirabella_29

Draco Malfoy is a fucking arse. A magical delivery error causes all the gifts ordered by Draco and Hermione to be sent in the wrong place. To her great misfortune, her erotic potion books and sex toys land in Malfoy's hands, who takes great pleasure in mocking her. Bloody Hell, if she could bury herself alive right now, she would. ______________ I've had a few ideas pop into my head for the Christmas holidays, so here's a little surprise for you. Just a quick heads-up: writing smut is a real challenge for me-I cringe every single time, haha. I wrote my first one not long ago, and I thought I was going to have a heart attack when I posted it. So, please be kind! English isn't my first language, either. Sending lots of good vibes your way, and... happy reading! A special shoutout to my friend and beta, Posie.rosie.daisie, who took the time to read my work, even when I wanted to hide behind a cushion, and who advised me to keep a bowl of water nearby to help ease the pressure... Your unwavering support, your feedback, and your comments always bring a big smile to my face.

Behind Enemy Lines (D.M.) by willingtofall

"Scared of what he'll say?" His hot breath was vexing, in both agony and tone. My eyes narrowed at his assumptions that I cared enough. "Aren't you scared of what I'll do?" My eyes casted down to the wand he didn't see slide up. It was pointed at the firm hand on my throat. "You've always underestimated me, Malfoy." Each word dripped like honey, causing his smirk to twist. A cat and mouse stuck in tormenting circles. His gaze dropped to my lips, a heat igniting in the silence between us. - Where there is smoke: there's fire. The same smokey eyes that watched her too closely all these years. Lillian Petunia Potter, named after her mother, had to fly under the radar and hide in the shadows while her infamous twin brother basked in the hero limelight. She played too close with fire and got herself burned one too many times. Will Malfoy cause her life to go up in flames? Will she freely jump into them if it means risking it all? *** This fan fiction will be loosely following the plot. For the sake of everyone, the plot spans over a couple of year. The first few chapters of the story is story building and to help add slow burn .The majority of the story they will be consenting 17+ year olds. Warning: contains mature scenes, language, violence, smut, etc. ***I do not own any of these characters, all rights go to JK Rowling and her publishing company. I do not own Harry Potter or any of the Harry Potter characters/plot. Simply a Malfoy girl.

Book 1: Of Thorns & Roses by simpleindulgence

*EDITING RN* There's something achingly beautiful about Draco Malfoy. When Grier Langston first arrives at Hogwarts for her 6th year of magical education, she is catapulted into a world of endless mysteries and harmful delights. This is nothing like Ilvermorny. She is soon drawn to fellow student Draco Malfoy, for his sharp tongue and crude remarks can't seem to deter her. His ice gray eyes captivate her like no one ever has. After a string of attacks and mysterious interactions within the walls of her new home, Grier and Draco must uncover the startling truth and continue their life as it once was. But can they handle the truth or will it destroy them? ------------- "We were tangled between the sheets. A tangible mess of sweat and ecstasy. I had never felt so undeniably calm, yet empowered all the same. My body felt like a temple, in which he was the only one to enter. I looked up at his gleaming face, for a picture couldn't do him justice." ~ Warning: contains mature content (smut), strong language, & violence - 18+ - Cover by the AMAZING @floricidelove

Long Strides to a Short Walk The REVAMP! by AshleyMistMalichi

Long Strides To A Short Walk The REVAMP! A HP/DM 'Drarry' Slash Fan Fiction Simple Summary: "A bet gone wrong, Many a love gone sour, Many a mistake made right, And many a right wronged." This ORIGINAL A U, OOC, yet unique story is a...MPG *Yes, you have read this correctly* However; IF you have no sense of adventure, and are lacking an open mind, please, save us BOTH a HUGE headache, and turn back, NOW. W A R N I N G S: Rated NC-17 FOR: MATURE CONTENT, SEXUAL SCENES, VIOLENCE in many forms; other things, such as: snark, possible HP spoilers, possible character deaths; CUSSING and CURSING, MANY TRIGGERS, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. This HP 'Drarry' FanFiction Story is written By: @AshleyMistMalichi Disclaimers: All that is mine, FOR MY ALL RIGHTS RESERVED COPYRIGHT is: MY OC's, MY plot, and that's it. The rest is OWNED by the VERY MEGA-TALENTED J. K. Rolling & AWESOME Warner Brother's. Last Warnings: AU SLASH, M/M fiction, MALE PREGNANCY A/N: Characters are at the end of 6th year; ANY SEX SCENE, AND OR VIOLENCE SCENE, even the COMEDY, IS TO ONLY ESTABLISH PLOT! Also, BE forewarned I enjoy hateful snark as well as dry, silly humor. Pairings: HP/DM, RW/BZ, OC/OC, OC/? past references to JP/LM PLEASE! DO NOT READ THIS STORY, unless you're old enough, SO 18+ up ONLY! 2nd Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters from the books or movies. AND? I do not make any money from the writing of this story. ONCE AGAIN! I have given MANY Warnings: ADULT AU SLASH, M/M fiction, MALE PREGNANCY! The Author: Formerly known as @YaoiAngel13/and is now, @ AshleyMistMalichi *One more thing, while Book One is completed, the notes for Book two still remain in my storage for now. Once I clear that out and find the notes again, Book Two will be formulated so things will make better sense.*

𝙈𝙮 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙝 𝙂𝙞𝙧𝙡 by EmilyCoffin606

The story is describing the erotic love life of a French pure Blood Emanuelle Daaé, who falls in love with Draco Malfoy after their many night hook-ups. Some of Elle's body features, thinking, pursuits, etc. are my own. There is some true data about my life. :) There will be a lot of smut but also a lot of romance, some other characters will join during the story. There won't be any warnings at the start of the chapters cause I already said that there will be smut (in all the chapters, at least two times in one) The pills she's taking are magical and are for after sex, so she just takes the pill after sex and she won't get pregnant. They get together pretty fast and I fucked the story uppp! But pls consider it as love on the first sigh... yk... Anything can happen in books. Forget the fact that they're 15 because the way they act is way too mature for that age and what they do is really not appropriate but since I've already written the whole book and can't change it so deal with it. I do not support having that kind of sex at 15 just so you know :) Time: 1994-post the second wizarding war (i can assure you that there will be a lot of mature content and language, so be prepared😼) Love, Em❤️

Something Golden by justalazywriter

"Hermione granger is undoubtedly the most irritatingly opinionated, patronizing, overbearing, excruciatingly optimistic ad self righteous human being I've ever met but there's something about her that draws you in, something golden." -D.M. This fic will begin during fifth year, will follow Draco's initiation and journey of being a death eater and follow through post battle of Hogwarts. It will loosely follow some canon events (timelines/dates may not be identical). Please take time to read the tags, while this story does contain some lighter moments and humor it does have a darker tone to it. WARNING : mentions of abuse, graphic depictions of violence, self harm and mentions of suicide.

Riddle ( the cursed name)- h.potter by sanuasingh

Disclaimer- I do not own any names of places, spells, animals, people or what ever else that appears in J.K Rowling's books. I do not take credit for any of these names and will not try to claim them as my own. The only thing I do claim, which is why this is copyrighted is the story in which I have woven into harry potter fictional life.. About story:- ● I just want to make story with harry potter characters... ● Original storyline stays the same, but I may be adding a bit of this and that to it. ● It's a fanfictionstory so, it's little bit different from original story. ● And I keeping some characters that died in the books alive in this fanfic because we don't need to be more depresse...

The Ashes of Ebony by musical_riley

Ebony Tonks grew up with her sister, Nymphadora Tonks, but inside she always wished she had an older brother. "The protective type of brother." She would think sometimes. Well, when Ebony's mum and dad finally let her go to Hogwarts, instead of being homeschooled like she ahd been in past years, Ebony is brought into a differnet life than she is used to. Of course at first she was worried about making friends, but with her cheery personality she made friends right off the bat. But after she gets sorted, will they still want to be her friends? And she gets some big news on her birthday. AAnd what happens when someone confesses their undeying love for her.....and then she finds out the truth. Follow Ebony as she tries to adapt to life in a big school and deal with the rise of Voldemort at the same time. Theme song: Everybody's Fool by Evanescence

The Lestrange Girl by M_Elisabeth_H114 by M_Elisabeth_H114

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ALLURING || D.M. cover

WRAPPING CHAOS - Finished cover

Behind Enemy Lines (D.M.) cover

Book 1: Of Thorns & Roses cover

Long Strides to a Short Walk The REVAMP! cover

𝙈𝙮 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙝 𝙂𝙞𝙧𝙡 cover

Something Golden cover

Riddle ( the cursed name)- h.potter cover

The Ashes of Ebony cover

The Lestrange Girl by M_Elisabeth_H114 cover

ALLURING || D.M.

With the recent escape of someone's father, things start to change. Dark times approach and people are bound to take action. There are expectations to fill and last names to uphold, there are also teenagers who are forced to grow, face their terrors and find themselves. Funny how all of a sudden things turn around. Would you miss how simple your life was? Or prefer keeping what you have, no matter how complicated, hoping, just hoping for what you feel to be enough for there to be happiness in the end. Things are bound to get complicated... Harry Potter fanfiction. Draco Malfoy x OC Yes, she is a Lestrange, but they are not related. I repeat, they are NOT related.