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Ongoing, First published Jul 10, 2018
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Hi and welcome to My Immortal But It's Slightly Better! I'm here to rewrite My Immortal to read more like, you know, a legitimate book or fanfiction while keeping all the dumb and cringey elements as present as possible.

Things  that could change or be added : Ebony's many outfits, scenes, extra dialogue or even chapters to add coherency, the numerous spelling and grammatical mistakes, anything that stops My Immortal from becoming the literary masterpiece it obviously longs to be.

Things that will absolutely not change: the plot, characterisation, etc.

(AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!)
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