Everyday life: with vampires

The vampires have taken over the world, THEY WERE ALL AROUND US THE WHOLE DAMNED TIME! Let me cool off a bit and start over. My name is Dante Williams, like you (hopefully) I'm an ordinary guy, I was living a great life in my small town and was about to finish my senior year of high school. Then that day came, which day you ask? The day the vampires came out of hiding and started the supernatural war as humans call it, or as vampires call it "The Rising", it was the shortest war humanity had ever fought, only about a half hour long. To be fair to humanity what could we do? The vampires had presidents, kings, soldiers, unsurprisingly bill and Hillary Clinton, and even my family dog! The vampires having won have humanity an ultimatum, serve us or die. Being that I'm an ordinary guy you can guess which one I took, I chose servitude, LIKE A BITCH! The vampiric authorities gave me over to a vampire to serve her the rest of my days, she's called María, she's cool for a vampire, if anything she's just a little... weird. Anyhow this is a journal which I will update to write about my time spent as a servant.

Author here, not Dante, I wanted to leave a warning here for anyone who is easily offended, I have a very dark sense of humor and it should be expected I will be incorporating into the story, if you are easily offended by anything then this story is not for you.