Iron Sisters: The Abomination Engines
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An exercise in absurdity.
Amazon space marines against marauding murderous mechs with the face of Thomas the train, while a giant dinosaur demon tries to eradicate them all. Have fun, laugh, call it stupid and enjoy yourself.
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