Harry Potter Jokes
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𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈𝐭 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 | 𝐑.𝐀.𝐁
"𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬." "𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐧." "𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐈 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐈?"
forever and always +hp
❝𝖶𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋?❞ 𝖺𝗌𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋. ❝𝖨𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗎𝗌 𝗍𝗈, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌❞ 𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗒/𝗇 𝗅/𝗇. 𝖳𝗐𝗈 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗇𝖾𝗂𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖿𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗂𝗍. •ɴᴏ sᴍᴜᴛ •ғʟᴜғғ •ᴀɴɢsᴛ 𝗖𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝗲 !! *I do not own harry potter*Complete
𝑩𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒖𝒑 | ᴊᴀᴍᴇs ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ
𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙰𝚛𝚒𝚊 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝙵𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚒𝚛. 𝚃𝚆 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 - 𝚂𝙷, 𝙴𝙳, 𝙳𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚠𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐
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━━━ 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅 | ❝𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍, 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅?❞ ▬▬▬▬ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･･ﾟ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵: 𝗃𝖺𝗆 𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗌. 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗎𝖽𝖾𝗋'𝗌 𝖾𝗋𝖺 𝗃𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 × 𝗈𝖼 ©𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗂𝗈𝗒𝗎𝖾 𝟤𝟢𝟤1Complete
𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 -𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫
!!DISCONTINUED!! ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʜɪꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴜʟᴍᴀᴛᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ʜᴇ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ. ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴀᴜᴅɪᴀ ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇꜱᴛᴏɴ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ xᴏᴄ ᴍᴀʀᴀᴜᴅᴇʀꜱ ᴇʀᴀ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ: ᴊᴀɴᴜᴀʀʏ 27, 2021 ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜᴇᴅ: discontinued ɪ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴄʟᴀᴜᴅɪᴀ, ꜱᴇʀᴀᴘʜɪɴᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴛᴛʜɪᴜꜱ ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇꜱᴛᴏɴ, ʜᴇɴʀʏ ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍꜱ, ᴠᴀɴᴇꜱꜱᴀ ᴍᴀʀᴀɴᴏ, ᴍɪᴄᴋᴇʏ, ʟᴀɪɴᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴡɪɴᴋʟᴇ (ᴀʟʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ, ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴘʟᴏᴛꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴋ ʀᴏᴡʟɪɴɢ)Complete
Harry Potter One Shots And Preferences
Title says it all people! I accept requestsss But NO SMUT Mostly male characters but I'm gonna try my best to do female ones as well.Complete
✔𝐀 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 | HP time travel
when and accident involving a time turner and a few idiots sends 5 teenagers far into the futures, they discover secrets about one another, and how deadly their fate is [currently editing] [started 5/7/20] [finished 11/10/23]Complete
𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒑 𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 ~ 𝒔. 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒙 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓
𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒖𝒑 𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒚. 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒓, 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒖𝒏𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆. - ✦₊˚ ⋆༺ ☆*₊˚.⋆ ★ ⋆.˚ ₊* ☆ ༻⋆ ˚₊✦ - "𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒖𝒔." "𝒚𝒆𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒆." - ✦₊˚ ⋆༺ ☆*₊˚.⋆ ★ ⋆.˚ ₊* ☆ ༻⋆ ˚₊✦ - ⚠️ 𝒊 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒙𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 (𝒚/𝒏). 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒊𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒋.𝒌. 𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈! ⚠️
"𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬." "𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐧." "𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐈 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐈?"
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