Just For More Laughter
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"Laughter is the best medicine but if you're laughing for no reason, you may need medicine." ?
"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive." ?
Hello awesome people!
Welcome to this joke book. It is actually a continuation of my other joke book, 'Just For Laughter'. Most of the jokes are not mine so a massive thanks to the people who came up with them. Sml for any one who decides to check this book out.
Oh and I apologize if anything in this book is offensive to anyone.
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