My Ass is on Fire - My Story in The Hunger Games

Meet Katpiss Everdumb. She has to put with a 7 year old little sister named Pip (If also to say, Retarded Squeak Toy) and spends all day hunting unicorns with BFF, Pale Hornthorn. One day, during Lucky Lotto, Pip's name gets pulled out, making her the lucky ducky of District Coalpeople along with 16 year old Peanut Mellarky (to shorten it, they are not lucky at all. In fact, they were going to die). After Katpiss makes a stupid move by volunteering for Pip, she is forced into The Hunger Games, where she is destined to die. Will she make it out alive? Will she have to choose to save Peanut? The answer is, no. Actually, yes, with a little uncooked bread. Everything according to Katpiss was going to plan, until she realised, that her ass was on fire.