OH MY TURTLES it's another one- OwO LAMS FLUFF MODERN AU They're in college. People say shit. There's drama. Jefferson isn't a fuckboi like every one makes him. People are gayer than a Skittles® rainbow. JOHN'LL BE TASTING THE RAINBOW *wiggles eyebrows* Soo it'll be fluff. Sort of? Let's get this show on the road! Sincerely, Theo Post Scriptum I'm really sorry for anyone reading the first fifty so chapters- they're total shit. Most of them were written sloppily at three a.m. while on medication, and there's 0 plot. From now on they'll be better (I hope).