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Sperm is a B*tch & it Just so Happens to be Your Sperm. Oh Great

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Reads 999
Votes 17
Parts 5
Time 42m

Kat and Chris have known each other since childhood but have long since grown apart with a side of "off and on" feelings for each other. What will happen after those feelings collide for one special night of passion, not completely leaving them with just the memories? And what about their parents, who haven't fully given up on the dream of joining both their companies and families together, in permanent matrimony....did I say matrimony? Who will be the first, out of Kat's friends, to marry? And let's not forget the past relationships that want to bite you in the butt. Or in someone's case, rekindle a still burning flame. Check out what happens when you have no choice but to mix business with pleasure, sabotage, plenty of memories and a few secrets for some, with romance.All Rights Reserved

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