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Tasty and the Chicken

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patrick_loves_BL

chickens cringe farmingsim idk onlinefriends weird

Uhhhh some little story I made for my friends to laugh at. I used my friend Tyler as the main character, his username is tasty and he likes to play farming sim so I thought let's make a laugh out of this hehehe...enjoy!All Rights Reserved

chickens cringe farmingsim idk onlinefriends weird

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Corrupting the Good girl

"So your go!" She said, smiling up at me brightly. "Wait what?" I answered with a look of confusion playing upon my face. "Well I just poured my heart out to you..." Fran said cheekily with a wink. "Now it's your go, come 'on Beadle, out with it!" She said raising her eyebrows at me. "Well what do you want me to say?" I asked blankly. "Tell me why you sleep around and then break girls' hearts." She replied with the same perplexity as me, she then bowed her head down to rest on my chest again. She must have felt me tense next to her at her question so she lifted her head and our eyes met. She gave me a reassuring smile and I felt more at ease. "Well it's pretty simple really." I said, pausing dramatically. "I break girl's hearts so that they can't break mine first." I answered expressionlessly. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fran is your typical good girl. She studies hard. She's her father's favourite. She's never been drunk. She's neve had sex. She's never smoked. Fran's ideal Saturday night consists of staying in, drinking tea and reading John Green books however her simple and repetative existence is soon sent spiraling into chaos when a gorgeous plot twist leaps on to the page going by the name of Ethan Beadle. Or as he's otherwise known, her brother's best friend. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Highest ranking: #153 Teen Fiction Copyright 2015 Trailer credit: @craicxhoran Cover photo credit: Tumblr