Events of an Insecure Sweets Lover.

Life can change anyone.

Theoni( Thee-o-nee) Mateo has seen enough shit to last her for eternity. From escaping from the tragic al-Qaeda attack on the twin tower by falling sick on the day of her interview to actually stabbing a sharp stick in a crocodile's eye while clinging for dear life on a nearby tree.

P.S: For those who are curious, she accidentally fell into the crocodile's enclosure when some stupid running kids hit her while she was taking pictures resting on the railings.

So she finally got her life together with her animating job at pixar and her fully paid mortgage and some awsome and clingy friends not to mention those Ben and Jerry ice cream... Nothing could go wrong.

Right?

RIGHT??

Well, it was good until a dead body was found two blocks from her house. It wouldn't be much of a problem if the murder weapon...

A thong...

Pink to be exact.....

Victoria's secret.

...had her fingerprints all over it. Now not only does she have to prove she's innocent, she has to try staying out of jail by not socking the lead officer of the case. Detective Christopher Nolan.

Would Theoni be able to prove her innocence or be sent to either life in prison or death sentence? would she succeed in giving Detective Christopher a good sock in the jaw or lose her remaining sanity?

P.S: this is my first time writing mystery. I hope you enjoy.

P.P.S: I update real slow soooooo.... I'm really sorry in advance.