As Sane As I Am | Luna Lovegood

Simon Candor has heard some odd things the last few years. His first year, a giant snake was loose in the castle; apparently. His Second, there was a werewolf running around the grounds that was actually his teacher; he'd heard that 4th hand from a very gullible first year. And the third year, last year, Harry Potter saw Lord Voldemort rise from the grave; so Dumbledore said. And with Rita Skeeter, the ultimate spinner of lies as the head reporter for the Daily Prophet, Simon doesn't know who to trust for information.
That is until he comes across a copy of the Quibbler.