Three Wishes

Every person, when they turn sixteen is granted three wishes. What happens when a nerd uses his to get revenge on his bully, but not in the way you think. Of course there are some rules,

No wishing for:
Superpowers, raising the dead, killing people, more wishes, etc

When your parents die you inherit there wishes and they could have received wishes from there parents and so on. (They might have used them all)

I'm sorry about this story, it's kind of fucked up and there is some sexual remarks.