You're just like everyone else. You live a normal life, with a normal job, with a normal apartment, and with a normal everyday schedule. But when you happen to see a mysterious glint of something one early morning, everything begins to take a strange turn for you. The question is: is it for the better or for the worse? Warning: Usage of strong language Disclaimer: Cover image does not belong to me, and neither does the show Steven Universe. Credit goes to the creators. Edit (7/1/22): This is officially a crackfic. It's too terrible to take seriously. Also, I know I never officially stated it, but this fic is most definitely discontinued.