Lovesick Fools (A Xalamander Fanfic)

After falling strictly ill with the Wakandan Flu, Xander Fitts finds himself in the comforting care of the sexy, good looking, outgoing, spontaneous, incredible, unbelievable, magnificent, breathtaking, amazing, supreme, impressive, great, awesome, awestruck, astonishing, astounding, spectacular, marvelous, wonderful, terrific, amazing, extraordinary, fantastic, terrific, phenomenal, jaw-dropping, far out, remarkable, fabulous, great, glorious, caring, and gnarly Mal Hemingway. Warning: Toes may or may not be licked within this fanfic.