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[HETALIA CRACK] Polish Affairs

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Reads 77
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Parts 7
Time 13m

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TW: a LOT of swearwords

Something strange suddenly happened in an abandoned bourough of a Polish city...  The Great Nation of Lithuania gets homeless after an argument with his boss, and, in his search of a new home, stumbles upon lots of enemies and adventures.

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Solitary Solitaire cover

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Hate Triangle (hetalia black triangle trio fanfic) cover

Out of the Snow cover

America's States (REWRITTEN)

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