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So, There's an Assassin in My Bed - Kyman (Kyle x Cartman)
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Ongoing, First published Jul 17, 2018
how does a trained assassin named kyle broflovski end up in bed with a slightly over sassy guy named eric cartman?




read and find out. :)) 




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disclaimers:

yes, it is lowercase purposely.


boyxboy content, obviously.


i do not own south park nor the characters. i come up with the events that take place in this book. not the actual show. 


swearing is obviously a given so if you're weary of cursing this book isn't for you. :)

strong violence, it's not too intense though, just if gun violence and blood triggers you, then once again it isn't the right book.
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