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I Am My Own Religion
Pizza6667
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Ongoing, First published Jul 17, 2018
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It's a me, Mario!
Tue, Jul 17, 2018
Plz validate me.
Tue, Jul 17, 2018
It's heeeeeaaaaaaalthyyyy
Tue, Jul 17, 2018
My highschool graduation yearbook quote.
Tue, Jul 17, 2018
MOTIVATION
Tue, Jul 17, 2018
Aaaaaaaand I just proved your point.
Tue, Jul 17, 2018
We are BANNING MEMES.
Wed, Jul 18, 2018
It's rainin men!
Wed, Jul 18, 2018
The mandella effect
Wed, Jul 18, 2018
Drink bleach
Wed, Jul 18, 2018
I don't beleive in gravity.
Wed, Jul 18, 2018
Sonac
Wed, Jul 18, 2018
Not only am I dissapointed in myself, but also my own father.
Wed, Jul 18, 2018
I don't look like elmo
Wed, Jul 18, 2018
Vegans
Wed, Jul 18, 2018
Sssoooo I broke my phone
Sun, Jul 22, 2018
Shower thought.
Sun, Jul 22, 2018
Cone flavoured
Sun, Jul 22, 2018
Porn
Sun, Jul 22, 2018
MmmmmmIdunno
Sun, Jul 22, 2018
I want to be the only person on earth.
Sun, Jul 22, 2018
I'm definitely mature
Mon, Jul 23, 2018
Read Me is getting a story transplant!
Mon, Jul 23, 2018
Ding! It's ready!
Mon, Jul 23, 2018
Bathroom
Wed, Jul 25, 2018
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
Wed, Jul 25, 2018
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wed, Jul 25, 2018
Lenny face?
Wed, Jul 25, 2018
CUT MY HEART INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY CHOCOLATE BAR.
Wed, Jul 25, 2018
My library everyone.
Wed, Jul 25, 2018
Oh my god I'm not feeling dead inside!
Fri, Jul 27, 2018
I hAvE a BoYfRiEnD
Sun, Jul 29, 2018
JD
Sun, Jul 29, 2018
Inside joke so most of you wont get it.
Sun, Jul 29, 2018
FAILURE.
Mon, Jul 30, 2018
Know the difference!
Wed, Aug 1, 2018
My little cousin is a demon
Wed, Aug 1, 2018
Mom? Is that you?
Wed, Aug 1, 2018
WITH EVERY WORD I DROP KNOWLEDGE.
Wed, Aug 1, 2018
Sonic
Wed, Aug 1, 2018
THIS BOOK ISN'T SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR MY PLEASURE?!
Wed, Aug 1, 2018
Davie and Liv Hewson
Thu, Aug 2, 2018
BROOOOOOOO
Wed, Aug 1, 2018
It's a no from me.
Thu, Aug 2, 2018
Wattpad reveiws
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
SAVE MEEEEEE
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
@Pizzanumber2
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
WEEB.
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
Lenny face lady
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
Thrift store part one
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
Thrift store part two
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
Thrift store part three
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
Thrift store part four
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
Thrift store part five
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
Thrift store part six
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
Thrift store part seven
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
Thrift store part eight
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
Thrift store part nine
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
STICK.
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
Candy!
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
Mother. Calm yourself.
Fri, Aug 3, 2018
The simpsooooooooons
Sat, Aug 4, 2018
Lllliiiiiitttteeeerrrraaaallllyyy
Wed, Aug 8, 2018
FUCKING TUMBLR.
Wed, Aug 8, 2018
Updates, boring, blah blah blah
Wed, Aug 8, 2018
THIS FOOT.
Mon, Aug 13, 2018
YOU BETTER STOP! BITCH STOP! STOOOOOOP!
Thu, Aug 16, 2018
Aww, wholesome.
Thu, Aug 16, 2018
A**SSHOLE B*ITCH F*UCK
Thu, Aug 16, 2018
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE- I'm surrounded by idiots.
Thu, Aug 16, 2018
Mahammmnmmnnnngghh.
Thu, Aug 16, 2018
IWTDA
Sat, Aug 18, 2018
MEESE
Sat, Aug 18, 2018
YEESSSSS.
Sun, Aug 19, 2018
Pshhaw.
Thu, Aug 23, 2018
NICENICENICE THATS THE SEX NUMBER NIIIIIIIIICE
Thu, Aug 23, 2018
I have wifi for a few minutes!
Thu, Aug 23, 2018
Google maps
Sat, Aug 25, 2018
PEEEEEEEEEE
Sat, Aug 25, 2018
Weed anyone?
Sat, Aug 25, 2018
yElLoW
Sat, Aug 25, 2018
mhm thats the truth.
Sat, Aug 25, 2018
AAAAAAAAAND I SUDDENLY WANT TO DIE
Sat, Aug 25, 2018
QUICKLY!
Sat, Aug 25, 2018
FUCKING MINUATURE FACE.
Sat, Aug 25, 2018
Realallllaaaatableee
Sat, Aug 25, 2018
Wii wii I'm french
Sat, Aug 25, 2018
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
Thu, Aug 30, 2018
Two awkward strangers
Sat, Sep 1, 2018
You disgust me.
Sat, Sep 1, 2018
It is. Try.
Tue, Sep 4, 2018
Horrah.
Tue, Sep 4, 2018
Yes
Sat, Sep 8, 2018
WOOHOOOOO
Sat, Sep 8, 2018
Sorry.
Fri, Sep 14, 2018
I do
Tue, Nov 13, 2018
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WOOHOOOOO
Sat, Sep 8, 2018
Sorry.
Fri, Sep 14, 2018
I do
Tue, Nov 13, 2018
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