Being Tyler Rose

I laughed and sat up feeling much warmer, but still hugged the blanket close to my nearly naked body. "Whoa hold up," I laughed. "Y-You think I'm dating him?" To say 'ROFL' was actually a true statement; I fell of his lap with a massive thud, bringing the blanket down with me as I just rolled on the floor laughing at the ridiculous idea that Ash Hensley - Mr Heartbreaker, Charm maker, Popular guy whom also happened to be like an actual brother to me would even be considered to be my boyfriend by on lookers. It would never happen. Like the drugs. It's just a no.
"So you're not?"
I looked up at him and stopped laughing. "No and even if by some miracle like a giant unicorn came down and hypnotised me or something to make me fall in love with him or maybe just put drugs in my drink and then I thought I did but I actually didn't, but hey who knows what would've happened, even though it wouldn't because ew. And giant unicorns aren't even real." I then realised the point I was trying to make and the fact I had side tracked bigger than the size of Russia. "Anywho, he wouldn't want to anyway so... yeah. Mouldy bananas."
"Woah woah woah, wait, hold up Princess, stop grooving and moving and let me figure out." He put his hand up in the air towards me as a 'stop' sign kind of motion whilst he calculated everything I had just told him. "You're saying... Unicorns aren't actually real?!"
"No! I just said giant ones weren't, gosh."

This is a prototype but I'd seriously love some feedback.