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Ongoing, First published Jul 20, 2018
[Intro]
Yo, Larray, ok, skrt, skrt, ooh, bang bang, let's go

[Chorus]
This ain't a race but I still take first place
Take your man just to shove it in your face (mwah)
My name not lightning but I still am a queen (kachow)
I go to Panda just to ask for chow mein

[Verse 1]
Call me gay but your dad texts me 'hey'
You don't like me but you like stalking my page (yikes)
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco
I don't speak Spanish but I know Despacito (puta)
B-b-b-bitch imma' kick you in the throat (hiya)
My ass so big it be looking like a boat (Titanic)
I got asthma so you know I don't smoke (bang bang)
Why am I ugly? JK bitch that was a joke
I'm cute, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not
I looked you up on Google just to find out you're a flop
I'm sexy take a pic, I'm better than your chick
Your boyfriend messaged me and asked if I was Timmy Thick
I walk around in Guccis
My favorite meal is sushi
If you wanna talk then I'll hit you with that uzi


[Hook: Big Shaq]
Pr-r-r-r-a
Pa pa ka ka ka
Skidiki-papa
And a pu-pu-pu

[Verse 2]
I feel pregnant after dinner
Like my name is Kylie Jenner
I'm a baddie, I'm a sinner
You so ugly, you so bitter
In a foreign, yea we do the most, we skrt skrt
All around the coast
Tell me pick a Dolan Twin, guess what bitch I'm choosing both

[Chorus]
This ain't a race but I still take first place (ya ya)
Take your man just to shove it in your face (mwah)
My name not lightning but I still am a queen (kachow)
Go to Panda just to ask for chow mein (yeah yeah)
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4 parts Ongoing

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