Miss Flutterby

I always have this cute girl who always visit the coffee shop I own. She always asks me the same question.

"If you're not working here, what do you do?"

I always tell her playfully,

"I'm a butterfly."

Her doe eyes look straight at me, and tells me,

"A butterfly? What do butterflies do?"

I playfully ruin her perfectly combed hair, telling her,

"What do butterflies do? Land on a flower,

Suck the life out of it,

and fly away.

Another normal butterfly day."