The completely true and completely uninterest narrative of a teenage girl.

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"My life is no Jhon Green novel. I don't have a boyfriend. I am NOT popular. I am the nerd/emo girl. this is my life, like it or not. I have to deal with what I am.  all I want in life is to get far, far away. and this is my chance." Lea is entering high school and just like anybody else she's scared shitless. High school is supposed to be the place where we find ourselves. it's either the worst or the best years of our lives. and we can all understand what that's like.All Rights Reserved

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