YOLO IS A LIE (Naruto fanfic)

Kakashi: Looks at ceiling. "Get down from there."

Me: Giving no fucks. "Nuh."

Kakashi: Trying to be authoritive. "Yes."

Me: Still giving no shits. "Nuh."

Kakashi: "Why not?"

Me: Thinks of the most reasonable thing possible. "Somebody toucha my Spaghet."

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Randall Shwarren loved to watch Naruto. Its what kept his ass alive. Up until now at least because he's dead. That happens when you get hit by a rogue bag of spoons that someone decided to throw from their fifth story balcony.

Anyhoe, He wakes up and finds himself in some chicks body. Of course he checked his rack and was pleased with himself until he realized the world outside the chicks room was filled with ninjas and stuff.

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If your looking for a decent Fanfic your in the wrong place. Logic and Reason dont exist and my motto is and always will be, "I AM THE SPOON KING."

Oc will be Mary-Sue because why not? I love the cringe.