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Holy water service (Random Book-)

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NEED TO CLEANSE YOUR SINFUL SOULS?! WANNA TALK TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO HELL LIKE YOU?! WANNA TALK ABOUT SMUT FOR SOME REASON?! THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE HOLY WATER SERVICE! FREE HOLY WATER, BLEACH AND GASOLINE FOR EVERYONE! WE SELL OUR FAMOUS CLEANSING COCKTAIL WHICH CAN MAKE YOUR SOUL FEEL A LITTLE MORE CLEAN!

(Also giving away free duct tape and cement to fix those damn fourth walls)All Rights Reserved

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Unlike You by imadivergentfangirl

"You and I aren't so different you know," he points out, putting a cigarette between his lips and lighting it. "Yeah? How so?" I ask. "We both did something we regret, put in juvie for it, put in this dumb ass rehabilitation support group, and are on their way to hell," he starts. "But you know the greatest of them all?" "What?" "We got one way tickets, baby," he smiles, blowing his cigarette smoke in my face. ~*~ Copyright 2017 by imadivergentfangirl All rights reserved. This book or any portion may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

Between (ONC 2024) by SallyMason1

Anchor Morningstar owns and operates the Resting Point, a hole-in-the-wall tavern sitting right on the border between life and the afterlife where travelers catch a brief respite before passing through a portal for judgment day. For years, Anchor has lend a kind ear to those desperate souls and has offered words of encouragement as he polishes glasses and serves drinks. All this changes the second Cass stumbles into the bar. Carrying with her a tremendous amount of guilt and remorse, she begs Anchor to let her stay, so he offers her a warm bed and some tender loving care for the night. The outcome is not as expected. In hell, they say that soulmates are real and dangerous. They hold the power to bring someone back from the brink of death or tear their soul in half. Only the devil has no heart, and he has already claimed Cass as his soulmate. Warnings: 🌶️ High Heat Level 🤬 Swearing ☠️ Touch Her & Die 🦸🏽‍♂️ Anti-Hero 💓 Dangerous Love 💋 Two domineering, broody love interests who are hot and larger than life (but might deserve love) 😈 Dark Humor Read with caution! ~~~~~ This is my entry for ONC 2024 based on the following prompts: Prompt #7: You are the barkeeper, the owner and operator of the resting point between life and the afterlife, being a kind ear to those who have passed on. Prompt #25: Soulmates are real and dangerous. They hold the power to bring you back from the brink of death or tear your soul in half. And a devil with no heart is the soulmate that awaits you. Prompt #32: A drunk dare and the biggest mistake of your life. A sin you can't wash off your hands. After all, blood leaves its traces and so does the taking of a soul. | Round Two AMBASSADORS' PICK | ~~~~ © Sal Mason/Fire Rose 2024

human error x ink(otp 30 day challenge) by OrphanSonOfAWhore

I was dared. okay do this will be a mix between the nsfw and the sfw 30 day challenge cause I can. it will still be 30 days just I'm gonna jumble them up. bring your bleach and holy water your gonna need it. warning terrible at writing. Ps it's also gonna be continued as a story. And chapters, insert good title, the news and chapter 12 aren't part of the challenge, but they will tie up with the next book and future updates.

At Your Service {The Princess and The Butler} by kanatheshipper

What would it be like to experience love through services? . . . If you like PPGz x RRBz, cheesiness, and somewhat complications, this book is totally for you! No summary is needed, if curious then just read! Enjoy ^0^ Started:22 September 2018 Completed: 2 November 2022 (took me 4 years T_T)

Dirty: A Tale Of Akintoye The Wanderer by Roseisfullofthorns

Excerpt; He saw some benefits in her. Young, beautiful, fair with smooth skin and a desirable body. He brushed the tears on her face away. Innocent. That was what she was. Without wasting much time, with the men watching he quickly pulled down his jean trousers and defiled the lady of her innocence. ∞ Lucius Akintoye is a wanderer. A lost soul trying to navigate through the darkness. After the death of his sister years ago, following unfortunate events that lands him on the streets where he starts his lonely journey he meets people that become his new reality. Thrust into a life of deceit, theft, drinking and all sorts of vices there seems to be no light for this loner. A disagreement between crew members fuelled by alcohol, anger and insecurities leads this Nigerian wanderer down a deeper hole with blood on his hands, and head always overlooking backwards. When there appears to be no hope for him he stumbles into an abandoned church. With the weight of so many sins on his back can He have a chance to turn a new leaf towards light or is there really no hope for people like him. Dirty tries to answer the question if sin defines a man, or whether man is worthy of forgiveness and change no matter how horrible his past. 1 Timothy 1:15 "Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners." This saying is true, and it can be trusted. I was the worst sinner of all! 🏆 Highest Rankings 🏆 #1 Unclean 06/04/2024 #1 slums 20/04/2024 #1 FindingGod 25/04/2024 #1 Bibleverses 24/06/2024 #4 Christianfiction 01/02/2025 #7 Jesus Christ 30/06/2024 #8 Christ 06/04/2024 #8 HolySpirit 22/04/2024

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"𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮" ┌─── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───┐ 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐣𝐮𝐣𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐬, 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝. 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. └─── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───┘ 𝙍𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 - 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. ɢᴏᴊᴏ x ғᴇᴍ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ　｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ⚠️: sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴs ɢᴏʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙖 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝐉𝐮𝐣𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐊𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐞𝐠𝐞 𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐢. 𝐈 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐜'𝐬.

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"You and I aren't so different you know," he points out, putting a cigarette between his lips and lighting it. "Yeah? How so?" I ask. "We both did something we regret, put in juvie for it, put in this dumb ass rehabilitation support group, and are on their way to hell," he starts. "But you know the greatest of them all?" "What?" "We got one way tickets, baby," he smiles, blowing his cigarette smoke in my face. ~*~ Copyright 2017 by imadivergentfangirl All rights reserved. This book or any portion may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.